Very interesting things are happening. Watch for interesting things to come. They will be interesting.
“How interesting,” you say?
I guess you’ll never know.
“Then why are you saying there will be interesting things if I’ll never know?”
What? No, I was trying to make a joke.
“Well, it fell flat…”
Sorry *eye roll* I won’t waste your time with humor in the future.
“Thanks. I appreciate that.”
“Now, what are these ‘exciting things’ that are coming?”
Oh! They are things. That are exciting. And coming.
What? If I told you right now they wouldn’t be exciting things that are coming, they’d be exciting things that are here. And they definitely are not here yet.
WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME!
Ok. I just- I- I just don’t know you anymore.
… ok, I have to go wash my beard. TTYL (maybe)