> How many times has someone come to you with something so stupid and they are completely incapacitated by it. How annoying.
No, Aaron, tell us how you really feel about the president’s autobiography.
Wait… which president? Ah, who cares! Until they start putting green space-women, laser blasters, and giant worm overlords into their books Aaron wouldn’t be reading them anyway.
Be nice to people who do yoga… they do it for a reason.
You should always be nice to people. You never know how what you say will affect them. Even when something doesn’t seem to affect them at all, it probably did.
>It’s that time of year again. Time to get back into the habit of going to sleep at night, instead of staying up all night playing video games and watching late night infomercials about soaps that can clean oil out of the center of a fifty year old oak tree, but still leave you hands in tact and smelling like a crisp summer morning.