As I leave work – a frozen custard shoppe which also sell smoothies, coffees, lattes, and baked goods – I see a small family or two sitting in the grass of the lot next door. They are in the shade of the trees on a blanket just relaxing, while one of the kids is running around trying to get his kite to fly. Presumably, they just bought some desserts and were enjoying the warm, spring weather. It was a beautiful sight after all the seclusion brought on by the latest global pandemic.
But I gots a problem with this!
For anyone who is unaware, I am going to explain a simple truth about how the world operates. Specifically, how people attempt to explain and defend their side.
And it all starts with my sister.
What makes you you?
Why are you the way you are? Continue reading
It’s a miracle! You did it! You actually did it! You had a better chance at having identical quadruplets but you, you lucky snake of a monkey’s uncle dog… you achieved every American’s dream.
You won the lottery.
And then six months later you spent it all, racked up debt you can’t pay, and finally were forced to pay your taxes. Continue reading
Who are you, Yodel Boy?
I mean, I know who you are. That’s pretty easy to find out. You sang at Coachella, you were on the Ellen DeGeneres show, and you are all over the Internet. You’ve been remixed and reacted to. You love to sing. You love to yodel.
But… Continue reading
Let’s face it:
lawmakers don’t know what they’re talking about.
They never have.
And quite frankly, they never will. Continue reading
My latest revelation is this:
We all want to be Harry Potter.
Let me explain.