Well, I just came up with a revelation… the Book of Revelation!
But I really did just think of something. I’ve known of the Book of the Revelation for a while. In case you don’t know, it’s a book from the Bible. You know, that story book that crazy people like me use to explain existence. Most people think it’s called “Revelations” but it’s actually “the Book of the Revelation.” The “Revelation” is like a vision being made to John the Apostle. It was the one with the four horsemen, the end of days, and the coming apocalypse. I think John was hiding out in the desert at this time, or maybe an island. I don’t know, Bing it (let’s totally make that a thing!… no?).
Anyway, one of the things that John sees in this revelation is a wheel with eyes all over it. Just look at these artist renderings to get an idea of what this wheel might look like, as described by John.
It’s that thing that looks like a wheel in a wheel in the bottom right corner. Here’s one more (and promise not to read ahead…):
Again, wheel in a wheel, this time on the left side.
That other thing is a four headed monster of some kind. I have no idea what that could be.
However, I have found the wheel covered in eyes in real life. See it below:
That’s right people. Wheel covered in eyes. Stick it on a drone or quad rotor helicopter and it can even fly around. End of days is here, courtesy of GoPro. Wait, did Google make this?… Hmmm… Time to Bing it!
*types in search terms*
*Bing makes a decision*
*Diggs gets information he was looking for right away. Bing rocks!*
OMG! It was made by BOTH of them!
Say your prayers and kiss your Xbox goodbye. I’ll see you on the other side.
P.S. – GoPro obviously didn’t sponsor this post. And they don’t even know I’m posting it. And for the love of Pete, I don’t really think the end times are here because of a 360 degree GoPro camera mount. But just in case… *deletes browser history* There, I should be good now, right?
P.P.S. – I don’t hate Google, per se…
P.P.P.S. – I DO use Bing instead of Google. At first I went back to Google quite often when Bing just didn’t give me what I was looking for. But as time went on, Bing gave me exactly what I was looking for more and more often. So, I stick with Bing now. Just for 100% transparency: I use Windows computers, tablets, laptops, and servers, have had 3 Windows phones, was one of the people who owned a Zune HD, have an Xbox with Xbox Live Gold, am testing Windows 10, and get terrible gas if I eat too much chicken. So, you could say I’m a Microsoft Fanboy, except I also own 2 Android phones, a Google Nexus 7, have had a few Linux machines, and even have an iPad. So, yes, I’m a Microsoft Fan Boy… I’m a ManBoy. I… guess… w/e…