Get this: I was sitting in my chair, minding my own business and *SILENCE NOISES* the power goes out. So, it seems like it’s the perfect time to put my Nintendo Switch to use.
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Not to Brag, but I’m Going to Brag
This is going to be a strange post. Mostly because it’s not about how great I am, and how talented I am, and how intelligent I am, and how wise I am; but because it’s going to sound like I’m talking about how wonderful I am, and all those other things.
So, here’s the question of the day: is there any person on Earth who literally has unlimited potential?
Continue readingI’m Slackin’ Again
For those of you who might come across this post, I would like you to know a few things. And even for those of you whom have read this blog before, there are a few things. Continue reading
Sarcasm Needs to Die
Sarcasm is bad.
Sarcasm is toxic.
Sarcasm is not funny.
What’s that? You say that sarcasm IS funny? You say that being facetious isn’t funny, but sarcasm CAN be funny?
Well, you’re wrong. Continue reading
Win or Earn?
It’s a miracle! You did it! You actually did it! You had a better chance at having identical quadruplets but you, you lucky snake of a monkey’s uncle dog… you achieved every American’s dream.
You won the lottery.
And then six months later you spent it all, racked up debt you can’t pay, and finally were forced to pay your taxes. Continue reading
Is It a Waste of Time? – Toilet Crossword Puzzles
As I sit around, watching YouTube, occasionally getting on my phone, browsing the Internet, and checking social media I can’t help feel like I’m wasting time. And while watching TV or playing video games 24/7 might not be very productive, not everything that feels like a waste of time is. Let’s explore, shall we?
Reading on the Toilet
You had a big lunch. You may have even overstuffed your gullet. Your eyes are just a little bigger than your stomach, I guess. And now… well, if people don’t get out of your way… Continue reading
Is It a Waste of Time? – Cooking
As I sit around, watching YouTube, occasionally getting on my phone, browsing the Internet, and checking social media I can’t help feel like I’m wasting time. And while watching TV or playing video games 24/7 might not be very productive, not everything that feels like a waste of time is. Let’s explore, shall we?
Cooking
So, you wake up in the morning, get dressed with your nice, clean clothes, and then head to the kitchen for some breakfast. In order for that to occur, a few things need to take place: Continue reading
Adult Under Construction 